The tragedy that happened two days ago has struck us hard. In response to the loss, we have BUILT the best engineer known to man. We are now giving him our hardest job and he is working on engine problems. Richtofen's funeral will be tommorow.
What. Our best engineer? Ri-whatever was average, at best. His ideas were uninspired, at best. He was unoriginal, bland, and boring. I am original, functional, and inspiring! How dare they?! My genius doesn't deserve this! Ah?!
Are you all crazy? Get out of the lorey galaxy now. The overlord n(static) will destroy your ship and wi(static) We are terribly sorry for the unknown transmission, we fixed the problem. Thank you for your patience(static) Contact me via This holo-call number- 3445-6575-233-1. Im the overlords bane. save yourself and go.
As you walk over to the pod with your guns drawn, ENGR. Richtofen opens the hatch and the thing instantly attacks Richthofen, then charges at cooper, who is knocked out. The thing rampages until it looks directly at you, ready to fight. You need to act quick.
Attention! extraction teams have been attacked by some mysterious creature inside a missing colony ship escape pod. They captured the creature, now named subject 201, and we need all soldiers at docking bay 2. We also need ENGR. Richthofen to find a safe way to extract subject 201.